Okay, got this from the radio (highlight the bottom line to get the answer)
what’s undergroung and eat rocks?
underground rock eater!
Let’s say you drill a hole to connect the north pole to the south pole. If you drop a rock through the north pole, why wont the ball come out from the south pole?
Because the underground rockeater in the earth would’ve eaten the rock
Let’s say the rock really DID come out from the other end, why did that happen?
The underground rockeater’s on a diet…..
LAME!!!!!
but, still funny :p
Got this from Francis:
Mantau and char siew pau are at the cinema watching a sad movie. Why did the char siew pau cry but the the mantau didnt?
Because the char siew pau has ‘fillings’ but the mantau dont *pengsan*
Tai Pau and char siew pau are watching the same movie, why did tai pau cry much much much more than char siew pau?
Because tai pau has more ‘fillings’ =,=
Lin yong pau and char siew pau watched the SAME movie. why did the char siew pau cry more than the lin yong?
Because char siew pau has a LITTLE more ‘filling’ than lin yong *adoiiiii*
Aiyo, after hearing all those, I feel like
his butt….. =.=
but… hehe… it DOES makes sense…. a little….
