Do you know why babies cry when they come out?

Got this from wshin today

so….. are you ready to hear the answer????

X.X      X.X                 X.X

 

drumroll please~~~~~

its………

because………………

 

 

 

 

THEY’RE SHY SHY COS THEY CAME OUT NAKED!!!!!!

 

what the…….. -.-   =.=   (hoho.. discover new -.- smiley! )  0.0 x.0

us:

him:

only he can come out with this kind of stuff……

‘cos they’re shy shy.’

why shy shy?

they come out naked. and somemore in front of strangers ma…. if you yourself also you start crying what…..

*smack him*

 

then all the ‘tokok tambahs’ start coming in from different people. most of which are….. *censored* *censored* *censored*

 

 

haha. what if wshin ends up like my lecturer with the smelly aliens theory?

btw, apparently, he can smell a product and tell you what vitamins are in it………. =.=   =.=

haha. so if you’re in doubt next time, ask him!

i’m going to miss him lots next sem…… T.T

one of the best lecturers (and funniest) around… T.T

sigh………….

 

 

p.s. saw some realy REALLY scAry pictures of the birthing process….soooooo don’t think I’d wanna give birth next time… 0.x

 

Thank you MARMEEKINS for giving birth to meeeee~~~~

and…..

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAYYYY!!!

*give you rose*

but since ***********   ~~~ hehehehehe………

give you a hugggeee slobberrryyy squishy kissss instead

 

ok ok. must continue to  now

WOOTS!

Tags: funny, nonsense, weird