Archive for September, 2007

american dreamz

September 29, 2007

just watched this on hbo, and the ending was like………………

haha…. hugh grant got blown up accidentally. :p wasnt that a big fan of him in the first place anyway. his characters in movies are all nearly the same. there’s not much variation in it. -.-

mandy moore’s fatter now. she’s not fat fat but fatter. im not against her being fat though. not a fan of hers but she still looks good in that size.

knocked-up

September 29, 2007

i have just one word to describe the giving birth part of this movie…… EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cant believe they actually showed you what the vagina looks like with the crown of the head hidden inside 0.0 0.0 0.0!!!!!

…………………………………………

so………………. ewwiiieeeeeeeee…………..

Aliens are smelly

September 28, 2007

i have this really funny chemistry lecturer who somehow says the funniest things in the world but he doesnt mean it as a joke. he seriously seriously mean it… -.-

like, once, he said all this studies on cancer and oil and other things are not important. they should study more on dinosaurs, because dinosaurs are…… hehe. i kind of forgot what other stuff he said, but i know he seriously meant it. he keeps talking about researching into the dinosaurs and stuff.

he says ALOT of funny stuff.

like, aliens are smelly. we were like…. 0.0??????

apparently, its because in space, there are no oxygen. so there are no h20. aliens take in h2s (s as in sulphur. h2s is a really stinky compund that smells like a really really rotten egg sandwich, left in the open for 6 months…) and since they take in h2s, they’re really smelly… -.-

we were like, how you know? 0.-

he said ‘if not then how come everytime, in a movie, when someone sees an alien they run away? because they’re smelly!’

……………………………

er…… maybe because they have a totally different appearance than us so we get freaked out by that????

haha. he’s a really funny fellow. weird man, but really smart. he’s a good man, just that his teachings…..

hehe. i wish i can take a video of him and post it up on youtube. :P

women in love

September 28, 2007

was watching this audrey hepburn movie in the afternoon and got this funny quote:

a woman happy in love, she burns the souffle,

 a woman unhappy in love, she forgets to turn on the oven

wonder what happens to a woman who’s NOT in love. :P she makes the purrrfect souffle? :P

T.T my dahfa sticks are finishing…. T.T so lazy to buy somemore ler… but it’s like the best snack ever!!! ><

i love audrey hepburn, but for the past few days, i’ve been watching her movies, and i have to say, i found her characters in the movies quite irritating…. especially in sabrina… but the thing is…. while most of her co-stars are reputedly supposed to be really handsome, they look too old for her…. like in sabrina, the older brother, humphrey bogart looked like he’s old enough to be her father… but i guess different generations have different taste. :P

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

September 27, 2007

T.T T.T huhu. i’m finally done!!! ahhhhhhh………

feel like crying…. not out of pride, but out of tiredness. T.T

so freakin tired!!!! so what am i doing here at 3.22 typing silly things? hmmm…. im wondering about that too….. i’ll get back to you on that. :P

ahhh….. i feel so liberated. :P (probly not the right word for me to use since i was never in a slave war, but…… >< )

finally finished the whole freaking thing!!!

i never want to look at another colored paper, or double sided tape, or scissors, or photos, or adobe or………. ANYTHING TO DO WITH A FRAKKING SCRAP BOOK!!!!

so by now u would’ve probly guessed what i’m talking about. yep. i did my first scrap book in all my 20 years on this earth. -.-   i wonder if im supposed to be proud…. i hereby declare myself artsy i’m not. creative, i’m not. so… what am i? well……. there’s many types of creativity. art, interior, fashion, dance, many many others. i guess i’m more creative in the more physical kind of things like…. (dare i say?) fashion >< and dance. :P i’m a bit creative in those. i’m not like those super creative ones you see in tv or like in a concert, but i guess in my own way, i’m creative in that area. but…. drawings and decorations???? RUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!! my artwork would probably swallow you alive…. -.-

i dont care but my sister better appreciate the whole bloody thing and dont do her normal turbo charged critical analysistical  (is that even a word??? ;p) comments on me, or i’ll  throw the whole bloody thing in her face….

my eyes are getting tired and red and blotchy. i’m gonna sleep. nitx!

life without Jesus

September 26, 2007

my friends were talking about doughnuts and suddenly this song from the donutman (love that guy :D ) popped into my head

 it goes:

life without Jesus,

is like a doughnut,

like a doughnut,

like a doughnut,

life without Jesus

is like a douuuuggghhhhhttttttttttttttttttt

with a hole in the middle of your heaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttt

:P

love the donutman. had only one of his tapes, and i watched it so many times until the tape finally cracked down… T.T

used to dance and sing a long to all of the songs. one i really loved was the part where paul had escaped from prison thru an earthquake. they did this whole dance that looked really cool to me.

the donutman’s tape i had was the first tv dance that i actually danced along to. :p come to think of it…. its the ONLY tv dance i ever followed…. -.-   why ar… ? i’m also wondering about the same thing….

speaking of doughnuts, my friend was talking about the big apple donuts down in the curve. yeah, yeah. its better than dunkin donuts. but…. by how much… -.-

i still prefer krispy kreme (aust) and donut factory (singapore)’s donut to the big apple donuts. yeah, it may be soft. but the thing is, when i reheat krispy kreme and donut factory doughnuts, it’s still soft and still melt in your mouth. but with big apple doughnuts…… its so hard i had to throw it away…. its nice to eat on the spot or on the same day, but if you’re thinking of putting the doughnuts in the fridge to reheat and eat later……. think again.

dissections

September 24, 2007

did a couple of dissections the past few weeks. it’s not bad. but its not as fun as people keep saying it is. i think the only reason people get excited about it is because it’s not something that you would do for a lab prac unless u’re in a science stream or meds, or pharm or something…. but honestly? its not as fun as people keep saying it is. im not scared to, like slice the stuff up, but its the smell (ugh! majorly.). seriously. formalin, even as 10% conc is seriously……. -.- -.- -.- blek…..

cant stand it. anyway, here’s some of the pics. i combined some of them. took lots more, but apparently to one of my friends, it’s so gory… -.-  but….. hehe. to me its normal. :P i think i’m ok with it since its not human. but i think i would seriously freak out if its human…. *shudder*

dissections

a sincere community message brought to you by…

September 20, 2007

haha. heard this on the radio today.

(im not very sure theEXACT words they were saying, but here’s the gist of it)

ladies, do you want you man to love you more? do you want them to adore you more? do you want them to (something something-i forgot><) u more?

here’s how to make them love you more:

*deng deng deng*

let them watch the epl in peace!

dont ask us deep questions when the game is on, dont try to talk to us when the game is on,

dont nag us for watching it, and most importantly, dont ask us to ta-pau(take-a-way) food for you while the game is on!

let us watch in peace! leave us to shout at the top of our lungs in peace!

a *pause* very sincere community message brought to you by a passionate arsenal fan and ****.fm

 hehe. how funny is that? :P

speaking of ads, i LURVE digi ads! haha. yellow man rocks! :P too bad they’re phasing it out now. T.T

but their radio ad bout a deep well was really funny too. :P i’ll try n see if i can remember it.

i think it went something like this:

wow! this well is so deep! i wonder how deep it is. helooooooo?

*a voice from the well shouts out* so loooowwwwww

what? what was that???? helooooooo?

*voice* so loooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

hello??? what’s so low???

*voice* digi’s new ****** is so low! ………………………..(other wordings tht i forgot ><)

haha. isnt digi cool? even their ad on tv, the one where they’re passing hps arnd is so cool. :p not to mention kind of funny. :P

but heard this really funny one (in a not so nice funny way)

something bout having an office in putrajaya and stayin somewhere there. and they were like saying how cool it is to stay somewhere near your office.

i was like…. -.- i mean yeah, it wld b nice to stay near the office so you can wake up later to go to your office. but the downside of it is, if your boss knows that you stay so near the office, he might want you to always do ot since your house is so near anyway. and you dont have an excuse for being late (jam) in the mornings…. T.T

not to mention that its all the way in putrajaya. kinda far from humans……….

dumb guy+dumb girl=…….. ?

September 16, 2007

hehe. my pastor said a really funny thing during service the other day.

he said:

i’ve noticed that some boys, mostly christians are really dumb. (!- we were like really shocked when he said that).

they come to me and say ‘pastor pastor, i really like that girl, le. but then, i’m very scared to ask her for a date. what if she says no?’

now, look up. look up. (he tells the congregation) here’s a revelation…… if the girl says no, you wont die one. (:P)

now, if the guy is dumb, its ok. then let the girl take the initiative. why be traditional. girls can take the initiative too. give the dumb guy a little push. (:P) its biblical, you know. look at ruth. she took the initiative to propose to boaz first.

you may ask, ‘pastor pastor, what if both the girl and the guy is dumb?’ then give them a little push! its biblical too. look at isaac and rebecca. abraham sent his servant out to look for a bride for isaac. last time, when i see a guy and a girl that would be really good together, but were too shy to approach each other, i’d invite them both to my house and cook them a meal. during dinner, i’d keep quiet and let them talk. then i’d finish my dinner really fast, and my wife and i would excuse ourselves. we’d tell them, ‘oh, we need to go upstairs and prepare our sermon now. no no its ok. you guys dont have to leave yet. continue chatting!’ then we’d go up and leave them to talk alone.  (:P)

(BUT he did say to the youths) all this you should do it after you have built your career first. the bible says build your outdoor work before you build the indoor one (or something like that. i cant remember the exact words. anyway, it means concentrate on your career first and let it be stable before before you go int

8 simple steps in a salon

September 11, 2007

ok.corny title i know, but…… oh welllllllllllllll

i have to admit, as my first time cutting my hair in peek-a-boo (at the curve), i was quite impressed. first by the stylish interior, then the service.

so here’s how to appreciate the whole salon vibe:

step 1: walk in. duhhhhhhhh

step 2: ask for a cut/treatment/highlight/perm/whatever

step 3:as they take you to your seat, a girl brings out magazines that are (get this) actually WRAPPED!!!! like how you’d wrap your textbooks. how cool is that??? i dont even wrap my textbooks. x). my first time going to a salon that actually wraps all its magazines. you definitely know, from here on, you’re in safe hands. :P

step 4: tell the stylist what kind of hairstyle you want. be precise. how short you want the fringe to be, how much do you want to cut. and the most important part of this step is ASK him if the hairstyle you want will suit your face. there are ALOT of really cool hairstyles out there, but (ok, this is going to  be harsh) NOT ALL HAIRSTYLE MAY SUIT YOUR FACE. so its always better to ask the stylist who knows (hopefully. *cross fingers*)more about hair than you

step 5: there’ll be another person who’d come wash your hair. somehow, there must be something in my hair that makes most of the hair washing ladies i meet wash my hair like she has a personal vendetta against it. oh my god… the claws on that woman…..  hair washing ladies are mostly ladies who are actually quite nice to talk to, but grows horrible nails that seem to be forever diggin into your scalp, latching on to it as if it’s hanging on your scalp for its dear lives (my poor scalp T.T). the amt of hair i lost today probably amounts to the total number of hairs i lose in a month! (and i lose ALOT in a month….). fortunately, this is the only painful step… telling the woman to go easy on your hair (no matter how polite you ask) seems to make her angrier and instead of 10 nails digging into your scalp, you can now add an extra 10…. in this salon, however, while they like to add a dash of ‘oomph’ in everything they do, the hairwashing lady seems to be making it her motto in life. she’s probably thinking ‘yes, yes, come out you hair. i’ll pull every stinking one of you out. *evil laugh*muahahahahaha!!!! u cant run, and you cant hide *evil laugh again* heheheheh. come out come out!!!!’ everytime she starts laughing (in her mind of course. unless she doesnt want to keep her job, she’d do it in front of you).

step 6: your scalp finally screams in relief when the woman walks away to fetch the hairstylist for you. you can finally release the tears you’ve been hiding from the nice, but horrible nails lady. at least til the hairstylist reaches you. now, this hairstylist can either be the person who’s going to turn step 5 in to a passing phase or…….. add on to it. thank god, mine seems to be the former. :D and cut my hair he does. with zest (just the right amt, unlike the washer lady). bellissimo! a mama mia! excellente! ok ok, so i dont know italian…. but……………… i.am.super.satisfied. with.my.hairstylist!!!!!!! i dont tink i’ve ever liked my hairstyle in a salon before! most of the time, i seem to come out looking uglier. but this time……… wootz!of course, my hair only looks nicer because of the blow dry but…………… you guys should really go to this man. he’s the bomb!

step 7: after the therapeutic treatment your scalp just received by a MAN with gentle hands, you just feel like………dancing around like a crazy feller. :P bt seriously. you do. then comes the blow drying. and frm dancing……… you feel like crying again… at least this time the lady seems to have cooled down or maybe liked your hairstyle now so she’s a TINY bit more gentle with it. but still, with that comb (which seriously, should be filed as a weapon)…. *shudders* if you’re lucky, you’d get a MAN blowdryer who’s actually really gentle on your hair and does it with finesse.ahhhh……… but…. i wasnt… T.T i got the lady…. T.T a word of advice: always tell them you dont want your hair to be blow dried too dry. it makes your hair go poof and somehow make the hairstyle look uglier. ALWAYS ask for nearly dry. when it’s finally done, you cry with tears of joy (at least i wanted to…) seeing your hair look soo nice after the whole thing T.T *tears of joy* T.T you cant seem to stop smiling. until… the horrible realization comes to you. the only reason it look so nice it because it was blow dried by a PROFESSIONAL. with horrible nails but nontheless, still a PRO. how the bloody hell are you going to do it yourself???? i asked the woman, and she said there is NO WAY anyone can do that unless she’s a hairstylist herself, but still, it’d be seriously hard, or unless you go to a salon to blow dry it…. T.T  you now start wondering how your hair would look like after you wash it youself …. *gasp* lion head!!! T.T    oh well, at least you now know it looks nice after blow drying it. while it MAY look horrible on normal days, you now laugh to yourself. ‘hehe. all this people think i’m ugly cos of my hair. but hehehe…. once they see my hair after its blow dryed by pros….. hahahahahaha!!! i’d be the one laughing. heeeheeehee’ (ok, so no one really thinks that, but…. you kind of need something happy to hold on to incase your hair doesnt look nice if its not blow dryed by pros…)

step 8: ahhh…. your scalp savior comes back again to check on the length of your cut when it’s dried. he does the final touch ups and VOILA! your are finally done. in just 8 simple steps. :P

ok. pros and cons of peek-a-boo:

cons first(always end in a happy note):

hair washing lady… *shudders* she’s a nice lady. really, but….so rough… T.T

the hairwashing lady washes your hair with so much enthusiam that soap starts flying everywhere. a big foam the size of 2 50cents somehow manages to go into your shirt through the neck hole, one (the size of a pingpong ball) fly towards the bottom front of your shirt (you start wondering…. how far can she make soap foam fly?) most of the foam, (small raindrop size) seem to just fly onto the magazine. you ignore it as, there’s nothing much you can do about it since when you wipe out one, the other seems to drop after every 2 seconds… you resign yourself to the fate of the magazine (its not yours anyway… :P )

the plastic-ish cover that they cover you with seems to have lots of hair residues on it. you wonder when was the last time the cover was washed. 4 months ago? the amt of hair on it… *shudders* cleanliness might not be a strong point in this salon….

no more! :P

now for the pros:

i’m really really satisfied with my hairstyle

the hairstylist was really really nice and reassuring. even eric from bangsar village is not as good as him. this guy is really good. and he has a very pleasant look. (ok, i sound like some old stuffed-up spinster here, but i’m not :P )

decor was really nice

still cant believe they actually wrap their magazines…. soooo cooollll….

i like my new hairstyle :p

price was ok.

and the last pro: i like my new hairstyle :P

but…. haih….. i dont think i’d be able to maintain it because it seems to need a lot of maintenance to make it look nice….

but all in all, i give this salon at 8. i’d give 9.5, but the washer lady woman….. *shudders* she’s NICE. really….. just….maybe her talents lie somewhere else…. seriously. she’s nice.